Truth Time

My original intention as The Enemy was to sermonize my convoluted rants into the quasi-legitimate medium we know affectionately as the blog. Blog. Blawwg. The only fitting title for word-vomit. But as I am yet to develop an attention span that will deliver a book, I am forced to blog.

I haven't written anything of substance in such a long time and I worried my voice might be a little scratchy. I figured a few film reviews would be enough to get my chops back to a tolerable level. But decent material is starting to emerge (allegedly) and the floodgates that once protected the Internet from my prickery have opened. The shit has officially gotten real.

I'm not going to stop reviewing films entirely, I'm just going to write about whatever I want. A film review here, a series of ostentatious tirades there; a word-monger of narcissistic credibility.
So what can you expect? Hopefully a handful of satisfying incites peppering the massive amounts of bullshit abound, but no promises.

Until next time, I leave you with the immortal words of Al Gore: “I invented the Internet.”